WIT QUOTES III

quotations about wit

A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

GEORGE MEREDITH

Diana of the Crossways


Wit is the clash and reconcilement of incongruities, the meeting of extremes round a corner.

LEIGH HUNT

Wit and Humour, Selected from the English Poets


Your wit is as sharp as your....um. Hmm. I dunno. Whatever you have that's sharp.

LEAVEWELLENOUGHALONE

user comments posted on slashfilm, February 1, 2016


Wit resembles a coquette; those who the most eagerly run after it are the least favored.

JOSEPH CHENIER

attributed, Day's Collacon


Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

J. K. ROWLING

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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The well of true wit is truth itself.

GEORGE MEREDITH

Diana of the Crossways

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The distrust of wit is the beginning of tyranny.

EDWARD ABBEY

A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

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We take life too seriously: the office of wit is to correct this tendency.

CHRISTIAN NESTELL BOVEE

Intuitions and Summaries of Thought


Wit is folly, unless a wise man has the keeping of it.

ENGLISH PROVERB

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Some of the wit is clumsy and coarse. But sometimes it takes a blunt instrument to make a point.

DAVID PARKINSON

"Catfight Review", Empire Online, March 10, 2017


Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education, and the most common among the uneducated.

WILLIAM HAZLITT

Characteristics: in the manner of Rochefoucault's Maxims


Thy wit is as quick as the greyhound's mouth; it catches.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Much Ado About Nothing


For we seldom admire the wit, when we dislike the man.

JEREMIAH SEED

Discourses on Several Important Subjects


Humor is of earlier growth than Wit, and it is in accordance with this earlier growth that it has more affinity with the poetic tendencies, while Wit is more nearly allied to the ratiocinative intellect. Humor draws its materials from situations and characteristics; Wit seizes on unexpected and complex relations.

GEORGE ELIOT

Essays

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Let your wit rather serve you for a buckler to defend yourself, by a handsome reply, than the sword to wound others, though with ever so facetious reproach; remembering that a word cuts deeper than a sharper weapon, and the wound it makes is longer curing.

FRANCIS OSBORNE

Advice to a Son


This is that gross sort of raillery, which is so offensive in good company. And indeed there is as much difference between one sort and another, as between fair-dealing and hypocrisy; or between the genteelest wit, and the most scurrilous buffoonery. But by the freedom of conversation this illiberal kind of wit will lose its credit. For wit is its own remedy. Liberty and commerce bring it to its true standard.

ANTHONY ASHLEY COOPER, EARL OF SHAFTESBURY

Characteristicks of Men, Manners, Opinions, Times, Volume 1


Wit is the most rascally, contemptible, beggarly thing on the face of the earth.

COLLEY CIBBER

attributed, Encyclopædia of Quotations

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Wit appreciates wit.

COELIUS

attributed, Day's Collacon


How every fool can play upon a word! I think the best grace of wit will shortly turn into silence; and discourse grow commendable in none only but parrots.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

The Merchant of Venice


Where judgment has wit to express it, there's the best orator.

WILLIAM PENN

Some Fruits of Solitude

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